Dating for seniors

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!

Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.

by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021

PTR Date

On the Clubhouse app, a person constantly Pulls to Refresh (PTRing) their profile picture of places they are taking a person or persons on a date. This can beach pictures, dinners, concerts, live events, and anything the morning after.

Do you remember when Kyle took Carey on a PTR Date on Clubhouse? He started PTRing pics of where he wanted to do with her like eat crab legs, hit up a concert on the beach, and making her breakfast in bed.

by bnceo June 22, 2021

Date Bombed

When you date someone and marry them. Immediately after the honeymoon they do a 180 and show who they really are and it's NOT GOOD. You did not marry the person you dated.

My psycho bitch wife date bombed me

by Pudhud12 July 7, 2021

second date hussy

A woman who goes on two dates with two different guys in one evening. The first date is with a guy who usually provides a free dinner; and the second date is a sleep-over with her lover.

Sleeping with my second date hussy is such a turn on. My second date hussy is such a cheap date. I hope my second date hussy isn't cheating on me. Hey second date hussy, what's in the doggy bag? Thank you for texting me the menu before you ordered, you second date hussy.

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

Grad Date Tool (GDT)

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.

Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"

by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012

Date-a-thon

The act of dating on a regular basis. This can include a wide range of activities, such as mini-golf and dinner. The actual reality version has been trialled by many brave souls. See example;

3six5dates and One Hundred Dates both paticipate in the act of a date-a-thon. Also could be seen in the actions of Samantha on Sex and the City.

by laflop December 18, 2012

spare tire date

An extension of the Third wheel. A person who is in a room full of people who are either occupied by, or attained to the opposite sex. Usually tagged along as a "Spare tire," while couples or touchy friends cuddle during a movie, gala, event.

"One night we were together, I just sat there, it was like a spare tire date."

by Mrfantastic September 14, 2013