Codeuctivity

the level of writing good code for a team of developers.

Our codeuctivity is currently down due to some development team members being on vacation.

Codeuctivity by caskekraker October 17, 2011

codethulhu 

Software source code so badly written it is clearly the work of ancient evil. Or cheap overseas labor.

The open source driver delivered by the manufacturer was of codethulhu quality, and had to be rewritten from scratch.

codethulhu by Paladinski April 25, 2014

codependent cleaner 

A person who is unable to clean without having someone with them either keeping them company or cleaning with them.

She is a codependent cleaner because she only cleans the house when I'm home!

codependent cleaner by joys May 16, 2015

Coderhood 

The state, condition, character and nature of being a software coder; the state of belonging to and evolving in a software engineering organization where software developers (AKA coders) work and operate.

I officially reached coderhood when I finally got my Computer Science degree.

Coderhood by __LP__ May 6, 2017

codexual 

Being sexually attracted to lines of code.

I'm such a codexual, I cant fall asleep at night without writing a bit.

codexual by Senpai  July 26, 2017

google coder

A programmer who doesn't really know how to code. Google search is their main source for finding out how to do something while they hack in a solution. They are usually from the tech boom before the bubble burst, mid to late 90's, and they were hired during a time when companies didn't really care if you could code or not.....or at least they didn't do a very good job testing people's skill or looking up their background to see if they knew what they were doing.

John: Why is this code so poorly written?

Bobby: Ah, that was Carl's work, he is a google coder!

google coder by manual63 November 28, 2012

junior coder

A EMS professional new to EMS. They have a belt that has a few pagers, cell phone, flashlight, radio, scissors, glove pouch and a bunch of other stuff on it they probably will never use. They think that everyone is dying when truly only about 10% of patients really need a ambulance. They run into a house without any equipment then just stand there without asking any questions.

Guy 1: Hey check out matt running up to that house. Guy 2: I see him, he just tripped and fell and the news camera was filming him. What a junior coder!!

junior coder by jimmybomm April 22, 2020