bum shnuck

A substitute for swearing.

Person 1: I’m sorry I couldn’t get it in time
Person 2: Bum shnuck…it’s fine

Person 1: what does bum shnuck mean
Person 2: it’s a substitute for people who don’t wanna swear.

by Your mum’s uncle September 19, 2021

Bum Tunnel

The term used when two people of any sex create a tunnel by pressing their bare bum cheeks together, usually for the purpose of a third male party to insert their penis for sexual pleasure.

“Ryan rang at lunchtime to invite Mike and i round tonight for a bum tunnel and a curry”

George “Would you like my wife and I to bum tunnel you?

Me “no”

by Leviathan Porkchop June 25, 2021

Bum Shitty

(adj) A moment in life not specifically appealing to either the homeless or your derriere.

ex: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! .... and that my friends would be "Bum Shitty"

by film_ninja October 23, 2012

outie-bum

Much like an outie belly button; 'outie-bum' is where a portion of the rectum actually protrudes outside the anus.

When she bent over, all I noticed was her outie-bum.

by PeeJ July 1, 2012

diaper bum

When there much unfilled space between the buttocks of a female that tries her best to wear tight pants. Quite like a parachute, but from behind!

diaper bum not cool tights tna dysfunction

by razor.mp October 16, 2013

Temple Bum

When you play Temple Run on the toilet for too long your bum sticks to the seat.

Although I set a high score of 5 million I contracted a severe case of Temple Bum.

by Bumgazer May 22, 2012

Bum Nation

The act of relaxing in a very comfortable position, preferably with a beer and playing video games or watching TV. Smoking marijuana is an optional activity while engaged in "bum nation".

Grandpa was a master of bum nation; he'd skip class all day and be passed out by 9pm.

by Catheter Cathy November 12, 2011