Lock n logs

Where you dock with another

I walked around the corner and them boys were lock n logs!!

by Dreamingofnightmares April 1, 2023

Dive n' Dash

Synonymous to "hit it and quit it" or a "one night stand". In a "Dive n' Dash", the person has sexual relations with a partner and leaves the next morning (or the same night).

'Did are you and Jenny dating now? I saw you two hookin up at the bar'

"Nah, that was just a Dive n' Dash"

'Ohhh niceeeee'

by sheesherzz420 December 19, 2011

Chut N Nut

The redneck process of committing incestual acts upon your family, which results in impregnation.

Person one: Let me fuckin' Chut N Nut sis.

The Sister: Hell yeah Cleatus I want your seed inside of me.

by MusicByPANDEMIC August 18, 2018

spank n jank

To masturbate or to say stuff in the place of a saying.

I'm about to go spank n jank

by ShlongLong October 27, 2017

Pick 'n' Sniff

A weird little creature. Closely related to a Hodgey. Constantly picking and sniffing.

Person 1: Smell these potatoes. Do they smell of poo?

Person 2: Shut up you Pick 'n' Sniff

by Tawney Owl November 3, 2010

Gurt N' Skrrt

When you do a little stroking and ya yogurt splats on the road and a car does a burn out over it.

Jim Slim just did a Gurt N' Skrrt before the street race began.

by K.Booty January 7, 2020

Vax n' Wax

After getting vaccinated you purge the forest from the land so you can finally hit up the old bootycalls.

What are you doing Friday?

Vax n' wax.

Tell John I said hi!

by GroceryClerk April 13, 2021