Tard

Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.

Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"

Boy - "What?! You jerk!"

tard lard turd

by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016

tard

a word meaning tarder sauce.

Me to annoying kid:shut up tard
Teacher: hey watch ur mouth!
Me: I meant like tarder sauce

by nobody else here August 18, 2020

Tard

"Tard" A noun meaning: A person who did something stupid , or lame

Tard is to be said in a joking matter. Not to be confused with the word "Retard"

If your bestfriend did something cheesy or stupid , you simply call them a "Tard"

"Nathaniel Hernandez is such a tard." His bestfriend , Alexander said jokingly

by SlyFoxXoXo December 18, 2017

Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised

Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.

by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021

Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.

Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.

by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025

Fuck tard

A person who is incredibly stupid beyond human imagination.

Wow, simone and valerio are fuck tards

by Mackol December 2, 2019

Tard

A shortened version of the word 'retarded'. Usually a person who is incredibly stupid. Also see retarded, frutarded, and artard.

"Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin' tard you will prevail!"
-Captain Hammer

by Elvira of the dark August 29, 2011