tardulator

(n.) A large calculator with over sized buttons and an 8 digit display suited for retards with meaty over sized yet stubby fingers.

Judah needs a tardulator to add up his money when playing the game "cash flow".

tardulator by jables42 December 11, 2007

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Tardling

"your our little Tardling"

Tardling by baggy600 February 13, 2010

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a more colorful name for a friend that is having a lapse in judgment or is just failing at life

Friend A: "Get this. Yesterday, Michael told Toby nobody likes him."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."

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An orgasm bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside and is so good that it travels back in time and makes previous sex better.

I just had such a tardisgasm that it made last week's sex seem better.

Tardisgasm by HotKat April 2, 2011

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Combination of the word retard and whore.

My friend was such a tardore when we were on vacation in the Dominican.

tardore by Mama_G February 2, 2017

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A joke often told by ten year olds, where saying Tardre repeatedly sounds like Retard.

Ten year old: "Say Tardre ten times."
Other kid: "Tardretardretardretardre"

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1. The act of doing something stupid/being a tard

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