ice cream Sunday

The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.

If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!

by QuacksO June 16, 2018

large nut sunday

It's a large ice cream Sunday but the ice cream is semen frosted down to the same texture as Ice cream.

I eat large nut Sunday's after tea every second night and it tastes really good

by Mr bean man July 10, 2018

Road Rage Sunday

When someone cuts you off and it’s 112°F outside.

That driver really pissed me off, now I’m going to give him a little Road Rage Sunday.

by Chittypickle24 August 5, 2018

Saturday and Sunday

The real name of the music artist The Weeknd

A: Hy biatch did you hear the new track of Saturday and Sunday?
B: Euhmmm... do you mean The Weeknd?

by XXXGlobglobgagalabtion May 25, 2019

mimosas on sunday

To be bottomless, meaning with out pants or shorts.

Donald duck is like mimosas on sunday.

We caught the two together in the closet like mimosas on sunday.

by GingerMarlin June 10, 2019

Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.

"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole

by Slylock October 15, 2019

Swan dive off the sundeck

A phrase used to express extreme disapproval with a certain scenario/situation

“If I lose this hand of poker, I swear I’m gonna swan dive off the sundeck”
“I can’t believe I went all in on pocket two’s and lost all my chips in poker- now I’m gonna go swan dive off the sundeck”

by Mdrzik26 December 18, 2019