Texas Tube Sock

When one shits and urinates in a large tube sock and beats someone over the face and/or any other body part of that person.

Jim really gave her a texas tube sock.

by thefunkyhomosapien August 3, 2009

Seattle Sock Monkey

The act of defecating into a sock monkey and throwing it at a victim while screaming " Your are my monkey, bitch!" and followed by monkey noises.

Brad made me angry, so I grabbed my sock monkey, filled it with a deuce, and threw it at him. I schooled Brad in getting a Seattle Sock Monkey.

by Miles Long UpYours August 31, 2011

auburn sweat sock

An act where a male masturbates to into a sock until ejaculation. Said sock is then turned inside out so that the ejaculate is now exposed. The masturbator then takes the dirtied sock and slaps an unsuspecting victim in the face with it. Shame, humiliation, and hilarity come with being soaked with rocket sauce.

Bill was being kind of a dick to Jerry, so Jerry decided to give Bill the ol' Auburn sweat sock.

by Tyler Wilson August 27, 2007

happy fun sock

A sock that either has been used to clean up after masturbation or has been used as a faux vagina and has been ejaculated into.

After jacking off ten times last night, I really need to wash the old Happy Fun Scok

by DC August 6, 2003

sock in a flip flop

Another way of describing the phenomenon that is the Camel Toe, an American Tradition and Classic. When a women wears a pair of pants or shorts that shows her beefy pussy flaps actively swallowing the seam of her pants. It looks like when unstlyish dorks wear socks with their flip flop sandals.

"Damn Joe, Sally's shorts look like she's wearing a Sock In A Flip Flop!!"
"You're right Jim, I like that shit!"

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

Soaking Sock Trend

The Soaking Sock Trend is where you get a water bottle filled with piss or some stupid drink that is super gross and squirt it on your friends sock and they have to walk in it all day.

Paul: Wanna do the soaking sock trend?
Caleb: haha ya let’s get Tito
Paul: let’s do it
Caleb: Squirts a mix of semen and piss into tito’s sock

by FightingPumpkin57 December 14, 2021

Sock Dick Wasted

When a male gets extremely intoxicated; to the point that he is wearing nothing but a sock on his genitals.

"I went to a party this past weekend and got Sock Dick Wasted. "

by Pumpkin Escobar October 7, 2012