sock full of assholes

stinky, or something that smells real bad

Dudley's breath smells like a sock full of assholes

by killerdx June 19, 2004

thigh high socks

god.

thigh high socks are god

by thighs for life May 28, 2021

auburn sweat sock

An act where a male masturbates to into a sock until ejaculation. Said sock is then turned inside out so that the ejaculate is now exposed. The masturbator then takes the dirtied sock and slaps an unsuspecting victim in the face with it. Shame, humiliation, and hilarity come with being soaked with rocket sauce.

Bill was being kind of a dick to Jerry, so Jerry decided to give Bill the ol' Auburn sweat sock.

by Tyler Wilson August 27, 2007

happy fun sock

A sock that either has been used to clean up after masturbation or has been used as a faux vagina and has been ejaculated into.

After jacking off ten times last night, I really need to wash the old Happy Fun Scok

by DC August 6, 2003

sock in a flip flop

Another way of describing the phenomenon that is the Camel Toe, an American Tradition and Classic. When a women wears a pair of pants or shorts that shows her beefy pussy flaps actively swallowing the seam of her pants. It looks like when unstlyish dorks wear socks with their flip flop sandals.

"Damn Joe, Sally's shorts look like she's wearing a Sock In A Flip Flop!!"
"You're right Jim, I like that shit!"

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

The socks come off

When the socks come off, foreplay ends
simple as anything

The socks come off - foreplay has ended.

by sethkasketch May 17, 2009

3 sock friday

When a guy takes off the Friday before Christmas vacation, while the old bag is at work, he walks around the house naked but only wears 3 socks. 2 on his feet and 1 on his meat.

Randy asked his wife to pick up an extra bottle of Downy for 3 sock friday.

by Baby sock December 19, 2013