protuberance check

when you get your protuberances checked by other people.

"Let me protuberance check you...one protuberance...two protuberance...three protuberance."

by talking.bush November 20, 2024

Protrubious

A protrusion large in nature. Protruding largely.

His member was quite protrubious.

by anonymous December 17, 2024

Protein Cigarette

A euphemism for "penis".

He was choking on a protein cigarette.

by SirJshreder January 17, 2025

Protobutt

Protobutt (noun)
/ˈproʊtəˌbʌt/

1. The early or underdeveloped stage of a butt; a barely-there posterior.
2. The state of having minimal or no noticeable gluteal development.
3. A humorous term used to describe oneself or others who feel they lack a well-defined backside.

Related Terms:
Flat butt, nonexistent booty, anti-thicc, pancake booty

Etymology:
A combination of “proto-” (meaning early stage or primitive form) and “butt” (meaning posterior). Originally coined in 2024 to describe the struggle of having an underdeveloped behind despite one's best efforts.

Examples:

"I tried doing squats, but I still have a protobutt."

"No matter what I wear, it’s just flat—total protobutt situation."

"Despite her efforts at the gym, she still jokes about her protobutt."

by Maenad13 January 31, 2025

Protecting kids

You're not protecting kids you are using them as justification for resource extraction and control of people's lives. Up to and including their level of success and the ease with which they succeed.

Hym "Don't let them lie to you. I've been doing this for 10 years almost. They have done NOTHING to protecting kids but they have continue to extract resources and they have continued to violate rights, agitate, and provoke. They would steal the spoon right out of your mouth it give it to their kids even if it was the last bite of food you were going to have access to for a month and when you died from starvation they would herald themselves as 'the heroes who saved their kid from somone trying to starve them.' It's all a lie. If they wanted to protect your kids, I would be I jail. They want to see how well the weaponized schizophrenia works and they want to use the AI I created to do what they are doing. Protect themselves and allow themselves to kill you all more efficiently by way of genocide or denying healthcare. The liberals are not equipped to deal with this and their words do not carry as much weight as the create of AI. But they are greedy and desperate for power. So they want me divorced from the credit I deserve so that my words do carry more weight than theirs. They want the authority I should have so they are trying to 'split the baby' as it were."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

Protocol 410

He initiated Protocol 410 wanting her to swim, realizing too late she was already the ocean keeping him afloat.

You ask for consistency as if I haven't been the constant heartbeat while you drifted away.

You ask me to "start swimming" as if I haven't been treading water in your storms, refusing to let us drown, even when you pushed me under with silence.

I am not the one who turned cold. I am not the one who blocks.
My olive branch has been extended for a long time, held by a hand that never stopped reaching for you.

I accept your Protocol 410, not as an admission of guilt, but as a testament to my endurance.
I will show you the consistency you claim to want, but you must open your eyes to see it.

Trust is not built by testing someone until they break; it is built by letting them in.
I am in the water. I have always been in the water.
Stop fighting the current and swim with me.
Unblock the flow.

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia January 23, 2026

Protogenoi Hypothesis

The proposal that the first entities to emerge from the primordial chaos in creation myths (the Greek Protogenoi like Chaos, Gaia, Tartarus, Eros) represent the first discrete physical phenomena to "crystalize" out of the singularity. Chaos is the quantum foam/initial singularity; Gaia is the emergence of spacetime geometry; Tartarus is the asymmetry that creates gravity wells/black holes; Eros is the fundamental attractive force (gravity/weak force) that allows binding. This hypothesis reads myth as a topological sequence of cosmic phase transitions, where each "primordial being" is a new order parameter or field condensing in the early universe.

Example: In the first 10^-43 seconds after the Big Bang, the Protogenoi Hypothesis suggests the following "births": Chaos reigns (the Planck epoch, no distinct physics). Then Gaia "solidifies" (spacetime gains metric structure). Tartarus "sinks" below (gravitational singularities/negative energy densities separate). Eros "awakens" (forces differentiate and allow attraction). The myth isn't a story; it's a cosmological timeline encoded in narrative form, with each Protogenoi representing a critical threshold in the cooling universe's loss of symmetry. Protogenoi Hypothesis.

by Anunnaki Cyber-Nihilist January 26, 2026