in a troublesome situation. often confused with shit creek ; one is said to be up piss creek without a paddle. unlike shit creek, piss creek should be used in only less serious situations. when possible a paddle is highly reccommend. originally piss creek most likely refered to the mississippi river.
dude 1 "if you're late for work today your gonna be up piss creek without a paddle"
dude 2 "can i borrow your piss paddle, maybe then i won't be so late"
dude 1 "sure, you'd better get paddling, or else tommorrow it'll be shit creek instead".
dude 2 "can i borrow your piss paddle, maybe then i won't be so late"
dude 1 "sure, you'd better get paddling, or else tommorrow it'll be shit creek instead".
by na8 October 23, 2003

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

by Dan O April 20, 2003

piss kinks are kinks that stupid annoying teenagers who think theyre quirky have. they start out my making piss jokes but shortly after actually develop piss kinks but remain in constant state of denial still convincing themselves that they are still joking
"omg did you know yelda has a piss kink?"
"ofc i knew, the amount of jokes she makes is kinda suspicious."
"ofc i knew, the amount of jokes she makes is kinda suspicious."
by ultrapisser69 October 12, 2021

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

by Pyrodude1230 October 18, 2008

Often used in the popular college drinking game "beer pong," but not limited to this context, an expression used to convey sever disappointment that something didn't go your way.
"awwwwwww...... PISS AND TITS!!!!!!! That was in!!!!!!" or
"aw, piss and tits, I missed the Pick Six by one number." or
"I'm gonna miss this traffic light and I'm already a few minutes late... Piss and Tits!"
"aw, piss and tits, I missed the Pick Six by one number." or
"I'm gonna miss this traffic light and I'm already a few minutes late... Piss and Tits!"
by John L. September 14, 2006
