piss off

To eliminate a hard-on (go limp) by peeing instead of ejaculation. This is disappointing to men, so they don't want to go to the bathroom and piss off their hard-on. Then then say they are pissed off, or angry about it.

It has become slang for making someone angry or when something or someone makes a person angry.

Today, women have picked up on this term also, using it as getting angry (but not about their hard-on going away).

I love my errection, but when I go pee it will piss off (original usage).
He is going to piss me off (modern).

by Jimmie Boy May 23, 2006

piss creek

in a troublesome situation. often confused with shit creek ; one is said to be up piss creek without a paddle. unlike shit creek, piss creek should be used in only less serious situations. when possible a paddle is highly reccommend. originally piss creek most likely refered to the mississippi river.

dude 1 "if you're late for work today your gonna be up piss creek without a paddle"
dude 2 "can i borrow your piss paddle, maybe then i won't be so late"
dude 1 "sure, you'd better get paddling, or else tommorrow it'll be shit creek instead".

by na8 October 23, 2003

piss slit

The japs eye, where urine and spunk leave the body.

GAY MAN: Quick, somebody do me up the piss slit.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

shit piss

Being so aroused you shit and piss yourself simultaneously

"He took a shit piss on the first pair of tits her could find." Sir Cumworthy

by Dan O April 20, 2003

piss kink

piss kinks are kinks that stupid annoying teenagers who think theyre quirky have. they start out my making piss jokes but shortly after actually develop piss kinks but remain in constant state of denial still convincing themselves that they are still joking

"omg did you know yelda has a piss kink?"
"ofc i knew, the amount of jokes she makes is kinda suspicious."

by ultrapisser69 October 12, 2021

piss-slit

A guy's piss-slit is the hole at the end of a guy's cock that pee and cum are expelled.

I fuck Matt's piss-slit with my tongue whenever I suck him off!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

piss and tits

Often used in the popular college drinking game "beer pong," but not limited to this context, an expression used to convey sever disappointment that something didn't go your way.

"awwwwwww...... PISS AND TITS!!!!!!! That was in!!!!!!" or
"aw, piss and tits, I missed the Pick Six by one number." or
"I'm gonna miss this traffic light and I'm already a few minutes late... Piss and Tits!"

by John L. September 14, 2006