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Nobby dickface

When calling someone "nob" or "dick" isn't enough of an insult, besides calling someone a nobby dickface is so much more imaginative.
Hey Barry, why didn't you get the sausages out of the freezer? Now we don't have anything for devonte to eat... You're such a nobby dickface
by Nej66 March 10, 2022
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Nobitchinitis

When a male starts hitting puberty and starts heading the alt-right pipeline and starts idolizing characters like patrick bateman from American Psycho, Ben Shapiro, and The Joker. Then usually, said male will start heading to a sigma mindset which is simply, “fuck bitches get money”. This is when the male starts to become an incel and starts exhibiting the first symptoms of nobitchinitis, these include but not are limited to:
-lack of social skills
-disrespecting minorities and calling it “dark humor”
And reminiscing times when they were not born yet, but everybody was less offended.

If this continues further and the male starts going down further he will inevitably end up with a bad case of no bitchinitis which is a disease where he gets no women, not because he is “based” or a “sigma” but because he is a gross, greasy, unable-to-shit-because-his-diet-consists-of-cheetos-only, band-kid, unable to get friends.
Person A: Hey I heard Al from 8th Grade got Nobitchinitis!

Person B: Damn really! He had such a good future ahead of him too! What an unfortunate event.

Al: hey guys! Do you want to play some COD?

Person A: No Al, were alright thanks.

Person B: Yeah Al! Were actually having plans with some girls tonight.

Al: whatever, girls are objects.
by Twix for the win March 12, 2022
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nobscrut

Shut up you nobscrut
by ShivyShizzer March 17, 2022
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Noble

Means a useless manager at bike store(mini motors)
Can I see your noble? The bike I bought is fucked up.
by Jazzlovesnoble March 23, 2022
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Nobuchika

A retarded motherfucker that likes to smell womens fart
Oh my god! You're such a nobuchika! Ewww
by Balls1234569 March 30, 2022
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nobean

"hey what's your cat's name?"
"her name is 'Nobean'"
"what."
by Nobean April 7, 2022
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Nobel Savage Fallacy

Nobel Savage Fallacy (not to be confused with the Noble Savage Myth) is an error in reasoning by which incidental commonalities between modern scientific theory/technology and ancient cultural expressions are claimed to support a conclusion that the ancients must have had access to modern knowledge.

The fallacy is usually committed by those with an at best shallow understanding of either modern science, ancient cultures, or - frequently - both.

It is commonly committed by those seeking to bolster the foundations of their modern cultural hegemony by arguing that the purported central tenets of its ancient precursors were rationally developed, and any deviations from those traditional norms are movement away from the ostensibly scientific ideal.

It is also frequently deployed by charlatans attempting to sell products or services derived from ancient techniques, who wish to gain a veneer of scientific plausibility for their offerings - that they in no way deserve.
"No, dude, those symbols do not mean they had spaceships, even if they look a little bit like that rocket Bezos made - mistaking what is obviously a poorly-drawn penis for a spacecraft is just the Nobel Savage Fallacy!"

"Babe, Gwenyth can say whatever she likes - but stuffing that crystal up your coochie is not gonna cure anything, even if the Biddelonians have been doing it for centuries... yes, I've heard of phototherapy, but that crystal isn't gonna refract any light up there, it's just another Nobel Savage Fallacy!"
by Umlimo April 19, 2022
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