nobean

Dumb name for a cat

"hey what's your cat's name?"
"her name is 'Nobean'"
"what."

by Nobean April 7, 2022

speed-bagging his neobean

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.

Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023

Nomeansno

The greatest band ever. The raw power of punk, the musicianship and flow of Jazz, the anger of metal, and the pure drumming ability of Math rock. Impossible to beat.

Guy 1: Did you catch the Nomeansno show last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, the Wright Brothers gave me a Boner they're so good.

by aws1992 June 18, 2008

nobend

this is related to the name calling of a idiot, or a complete wanker, certainly not a kool person

"hey do u know that nobend called hannah?"

by thomas wilkin August 14, 2008

Nobend Island

A place where irritating or inappropriate people must be sent to. Once people are in Nobend Island they cam still be seen by all but are actually in a parallel dimension to us. They must redeem themselves in order to depart Nobend Island.

Sentenced:
Alex: Lolage you're such a fag you n00b.
Jay: What're you on about?
Alex: *Says more unfunny things*
Jay: Nobend Island. Now.

To depart:

Alex: *Gives Jay a cookie*
Jay: *Munches* ... You can leave Nobend Island.

by Chelseh F February 22, 2008

nobendium

Nobendium - an alloy of unobtanium, titanium, and cobalt, used in the Outsiders family ships as a structural material.

The Puppeteer ordered some nobendium spars for his light sail control pod.

by fasteddy August 8, 2006

no bean

When someone says something that is false but they think is true. you say no bean meaning not true

the empire state building is tiny. no bean

by sir father jeff December 20, 2019