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by noah is sexy September 24, 2009
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Jizz-bag

To leave a used condom inside a person after sex resulting in a trip to A&E for it to be removed.
1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.

2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.
by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010
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Jizzaide

guy ejaculates into a cup of lemonaide.
dude she totally downed my jizzaide last night
by untamed_x3 December 21, 2010
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Jizzaster

any problem having to do with sexual intercourse or a relationship
That one-night stand was a jizzaster.
Wow, we should have used a condom;that could have been a jizzaster.
by Khalid Foster Wallace October 21, 2010
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jizz&tonic

+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)

+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches

(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
dave: hoe, give me now $47 for this blowjob and i wont charge u for this jizz&tonic
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Jizz Everything

A game that consists of sticking another person to anything they wish. If you stick someones head to anything then it is considered a cum shot and you lose the game.
What are you playing? Jizz everything , wanna join?
by Mr. Poopypants12343 May 30, 2011
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Jizz Lock

One of the most controversial techniques in territorial marking.

The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.

The victim is then considered a bitch.

Use move with caution.

*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head
Guy 1: man, you totally handled Hannah last night

Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.

Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars
by Wrestle Mania June 8, 2011
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