Jam

The weird textured sweet stuff that is somehow different than jelly. It normally is oddly sweet

“I dropped the jam on the cat”

by The weird theater kid July 28, 2019

Jams

Something Park Jimin doesn't have.

-Kim Namjoon

"Jimin....You got no jams."

by Karenzmom November 5, 2019

Duff Jam

bullshit, lying, contempt, vindictive, self serving, me only servitude.

I will not put up with any of your duff jam

by RenegadeLacrosse November 8, 2019

Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.

Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.

by I didn’t write this definition November 15, 2019

Traffic Jam

When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim

"Hey Bill how's the kid?"
"He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".

by GaryMcDingle November 20, 2019

Jamming

Being high as shit

Bro I’m jamming so hard I’m seeing stars!

by Dunphski November 25, 2019

Jam

A very good looking specimen.

Synonyms include: Peng, Fit, Hot, Worldie, Sweet one

Oi nah she’s jam
Yea bro go speak to her she’s jam
Omg that guy is jam as fuck
I wouldn’t mind her on my toast, she’s JAM!

by Lucy Gang November 28, 2019