Log-jam

When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.

When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.

by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017

Log jam

When a turd or poop get 'jammed' in the toilet sideways and refuses to get flushed. Like a log jam in a river causing a blockage.

We have a 'Log jam' in the guest toilet. Time to break out the poop knife.

by K lite April 26, 2020

log jam

when you stick your tongue up a girls ass and a turd pushes it ack out.

There was a log jam when he stuck his tongue up her ass and he got a turd in his mouth for his trouble.

by Gozaagustus1 November 19, 2022

Log Jam

When 2 or more men get their penis stuck in a glory hole.

Me and Tom were log jammed last night.

by I_8_ur_mom_out December 19, 2021

Jam-whore

A person who has a whorish desire to lick and eat a woman's toe jam.

Laura: Did you know that John is into SM relationships?
Susan: Yeah, He's was my jam-whore for a long time.

by Foot Bitch May 21, 2019

Bussell Jam

Bussell Jam is a type of stink butt James that loves Ms. Rachel and survives strictly off chicken nuggets, peanut butter bars and cookie times.

Look at that kid. What a Bussell Jam.

by Buncle and Gog May 25, 2025

Tractor Jam

When your tractor is jammed.

Sorry i was late, i had a tractor jam.

by Ryanchiller8 January 16, 2015