3 definitions by I didn’t write this definition

Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.

Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.

by I didn’t write this definition November 16, 2019

Pulling A Pablo

When someone leaves a game and/or activity out of anger or salt and goes to another game/activity (e.g. getting mad at siege and goes to Rocket league or mad at basketball and goes to football)

“Did he seriously leave just because he died? There he goes again pulling a Pablo.“

by I didn’t write this definition November 16, 2019

Stealing

Black people are the definition

Man those stealers are stealing again!

by I didn’t write this definition November 23, 2019