It's mad wood outside

A term new jersians use when its really hot outside. Specifically People from Princeton.

Yo Jaxon Carter! It's mad wood outside today! Come outside and hoop with me!

by anonymous May 2, 2024

Sus bois (not wood in french) in… Prince Edward Island?

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by Amogus boi July 9, 2021

Cheyanne Wood

Cheyanne Wood is a very, special human being. She is dramatic sometimes, and she thinks she is the funny one in the group (she's not). Whenever she finds something that she loves, she is upsessed with it. For example, her Euphonium named Eugene and her love for 1 Direction. She also can't control the acne on her face. It's uncontrollable, and annoying, but she deals with it. She looks up to all of her friends. Literally. She is the VERY short one in her friends group, and she is proud of that, kinda. She had a lot of friends that love her and she is grateful for that. Also, without her glasses, she is as blind as a bat.

"Why is Cheyanne Wood skipping across the cafeteria?"
"I don't know. Shes weird like that."

by whyhellothere51 April 6, 2019

War of the Woods

Football, Basketball, or Baseball games played between the rivalry of “The Woodlands High School” and “The Woodlands College Park” for the reigning title of the superior Woodlands Highschool.

“Are you going to the Woodforest stadium for the war of the woods? College Park is starting mugshot mickey”

by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023

Tracey Wood

When something doesn’t work properly and/or fails to be useful. In short, worthless.

The tv is Tracey Wood. I can’t even get it to turn on. Time to throw it out with the trash.

by TayYay March 9, 2025

Wood

Short for “Hollywood” (aka Massive Cocaine Line)

That man’s rippin an absolute wood!!!!!!

by YouWood January 7, 2023

morning wood

What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.

Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.

by QuacksO February 19, 2023