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Hammer bump

When a guy puts coke one the end of his dick in a little pile and his bro snorts it off.
Hey bro, How bout a hammer bump for the road?
by TallMammaJamma July 20, 2019
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Hammerhead Sharking

When two people, at least one being male, have oral sex and the person sucking cannot see the penis of their partner. This is known as hammerhead sharking because a hammerhead shark has eyes facing sideways and would not see a penis sticking out of their mouth. It is also a play on words as "head" is another word for oral sex.
Brown and Roberto see each other in the middle of a sidewalk. They advance toward each other and start with a handshake. "What's up my nigga!" Says Brown. "Hey! I've been doing fantastic. Yesterday evening, my girl and I were hammerhead sharking!" Says Roberto. "Dang nigga!" Exclaims Brown.
by ThatsjustHowitis April 5, 2019
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Hammer

When you anal fuck your dog and you beat it to death with a hammer
Eli: Hi chase what did you do last night

Chase (Bubba chungus): I did the hammer
by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019
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Hammerbone

To receive the bone hammer in an unexpectedly forceful and violent manner. One should note this doesn’t imply a lack of consent, you volunteered for the situation you find yourself in.
Teacher: Everybody’s doing so good on these tests. We might have to make them a lot harder.
Cole: y’all are about to hammerbone us.
by Tha Big Dumb Missile December 11, 2019
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Hammered Bacon

The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.
Bro Casey went hammered bacon for 3 minutes before anyone realized.
by The Hammered Bacon Commission January 20, 2020
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Hammer

I can’t believe Jane is on the hammer again!

That junky cunts been hitting the hammer!
by Nasty ass 666 February 22, 2020
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