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Reverse Cracker

The opposite of a cracker- a stupid nigger
Brad: "Hey Carter, hows it been?"
Carter: "Its been good, I have been making good progress on my Spiderman sex robot project! How about you?"
Brad: "I..its been fine, haha."
Carter: "Hey Brad, look over there on the sidewalk, it's a stupid reverse cracker!"
Brad: "Whats a reverse cracker?"
Carter: "The opposite of a cracker, silly!"
Brad: "So you mean a--"
Carter: "STUPID GOD DAMNED NIGGER!"
Brad: "Alright, I gotta go, see ya."
Brad: *Runs off offended as Brad is African*
by ThatsjustHowitis June 3, 2019
mugGet the Reverse Crackermug.

Hammerhead Sharking

When two people, at least one being male, have oral sex and the person sucking cannot see the penis of their partner. This is known as hammerhead sharking because a hammerhead shark has eyes facing sideways and would not see a penis sticking out of their mouth. It is also a play on words as "head" is another word for oral sex.
Brown and Roberto see each other in the middle of a sidewalk. They advance toward each other and start with a handshake. "What's up my nigga!" Says Brown. "Hey! I've been doing fantastic. Yesterday evening, my girl and I were hammerhead sharking!" Says Roberto. "Dang nigga!" Exclaims Brown.
by ThatsjustHowitis April 5, 2019
mugGet the Hammerhead Sharkingmug.

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