Flying Nun

When a female rapidly jumps on your dick as soon as your pants are off.

Bro 1: Did the gf miss you while you were away bro?
Bro 2: Bro, she ripped my pants off and did a flying nun as soon as I stepped in the door.

by DickButt-Jones January 21, 2018

flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter

Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?

by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018

Flying Dutchman

When a joint which is almost finished is put reversed between the lips by the giver and exhales deeply trough his hand into the mouth of the taker of the Flying Dutchman. This makes the taker feel like the Flying Dutchman.

Do you want a Flying Dutchman bruv?
Flying Dutchman?
Show him the Flying the Dutchman!

by Mikkel613 April 17, 2018

Flonge

A flonge is a name describing a fat lazy person,more often than not on benefits sat in the front garden with a Berkeley red hanging out their mouths

Look at that stinkin flonge over there

by Pezzy mason June 1, 2018

Flying fuck

A insult that's suggests someone is flying while fucking shitting in the air like a bird

Dave- hey Carl what flying fuck you doing. Carl- What?

by Memester boy May 16, 2018

Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.

"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."

by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018

flying fish

Something so thrilling it could give you PTSD

Man, that roller coaster ride was almost as good as flying fish.

by Plardo260 July 19, 2018