How about a nice cold cup of stfu

Cold water :)

How about a nice cold cup of stfu :)

by bjx March 29, 2003

Cold Turkey

A sexual act where a man first shaves all the hair off of his testicles (to give his genitals a turkey-like appearance) then packs ice into his hand, and masturbates onto a person with his "cold turkey"

Daaaaaaamn bitch. I heard you got cold turkeyed by Steve three times last night!

by rewriter June 10, 2008

eat your dinner before it gets cold

to fuck a girl while shes young

boy1:i wanna get into my gf
boy2:eat your dinner before it gets cold

by getdownnnnn May 17, 2011

Cold Dragon

When the male penis can rarely only produce cold, dead sperm into a women's vagina. Often failing to have a baby since the sperm is infact, dead.

I don't even know if we should adopt a child or not cause these last months I kept giving my wife cold dragons.

by williamj August 25, 2011

Cold Blooded Shot

The Cold Blooded Shot should only be consumed by birthday folk. It consists of the following:

Equal parts of Gin, Tequila, Bacardi 151, scotch and jager. Add a splash of Tabasco sauce and a dash of ground black pepper.

Enjoy!

I can't believe he didn't puke after that Cold Blooded shot.

by Drewzie89 October 25, 2011

Cold Gravy

While masturbating outside in below freezing weather, you spill your seed in either the snow or it freezes before it hits the ground.

Because the lack of privacy, I decided to go outside and make cold gravy.

by hunghorseman September 9, 2013

Cold cut calhoon

After you have sexual relations with a undesirable woman you smack her in the face with a piece of bologna and run away

Bro after i sobered up and i realized she was ugly. I got my nut and gave her the ol cold cut calhoon and got the hell out of there

by Sprunkle king January 30, 2017