Definitions by hunghorseman

Tawnya

Tawnya is the finest thing I ever done see. She is amazing and funny and checks all the damn boxes. Tawnya is a women that is extremely easy to fall in love with. If you ever meet this type of Tawnya, you better be careful because you will fall harder than my Shiba coin has in the last few days.

Man, I sure wish I could find myself a Tawnya. That Charles sure is a lucky bastard!

Tawnya by hunghorseman November 23, 2021

Charles 

A shitty doo doo man. Has a dog that is way more lovable than he is and he snores like a monster. Sleeping next to a Charles is one of the worst ideas you could have. He tends to put his shirts on backwards and he was stinky one time. Charles is a dumpster fire.

Ew, is she really dating him? He is such a Charles.

Charles by hunghorseman November 22, 2021

Cold Gravy 

While masturbating outside in below freezing weather, you spill your seed in either the snow or it freezes before it hits the ground.

Because the lack of privacy, I decided to go outside and make cold gravy.

Cold Gravy by hunghorseman September 9, 2013