Chode

President Trump's penis.

Melania puts up with his chode because he's got lots of money.
Trump slapped a 50% tariff on Botswana for them making fun of his chode.
Trump's chode overpowered Biden's old milgate winky in the debate.

by An old fart May 22, 2025

Chode

A dick that is like 10 inches wide and 2 cm long

Senario
Man with chode: hey sexy wanna touch my big fat cock
Female:ew no get that ugly chode away from me you cock lookng ass rat

by Misseshippo November 08, 2020

Chode

1) the space between your balls and your ass.

2) a person usually a male, whom thinks the world of himself but doesn't realize that everyone else thinks he's a total useless person/ lordian.

That dude is such a chode

by Souless75 June 22, 2023

Gonzalez Variety Chode

The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.

"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."

by NigletAborter666 October 18, 2013

Chode charity

When manipulative men are victimising themselves for pity. Feeling sorry for themselves.

Giving small dick energy.

Also could be a real chode charity, donate now. 🤷 ♂️

“I don’t want to donate to your chode charity.”

“Brad’s got his chode charity goin’ on, leave him alone.”

by pubedealer May 17, 2022

Chode Factory

A thick girl who sucks everyones dick.

Wow Isabel Gonzalez is such a chode factory!

by Fuck class of 2024 June 22, 2019

chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

by theguidencetolife. June 04, 2010