Sigma Chode

A true name for a smaller penis

Person 1: Look at that micro penis
Person 2: Its not a micro penis, its a Sigma Chode

by TJPower June 13, 2024

sperm chode

A person who is defined close to a chode or even a cuck.

Bro 1: dude don't take my 5K

Bro 2: sorry already did
Bro 1: suck my cock sperm chode

by Sean Callahan (always right) May 12, 2020

chode goad

One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.

"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"

"Do you have a few dollars for gas"

"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"

See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe

by dank_hill October 10, 2016

Jungle Chode

A Minecraft Jungle Tree that has grown to be very fat and short. This can also be known as a Tree Of the Lennie Pankhurst.

That tree is a Jungle Chode mate

by Jkshhajqjhe August 27, 2019

chode

A man of great magnitude with a very fat dick that is wider than it is long

dimensions e.g. (width 10" length 2")

person 1: i heard adem has a fat chode
person 2: i heard some call him jizzychodemeister6969!

by 419nigerianprinceEA November 12, 2019

Chode Chorgler

someone extremely annoying or an outright asshole. The literally meaning is someone who chorgles a chode, or makes the sound of deepthroating a small but thick penis.

Damn, that dude is an asshole. He's such a fucking chode chorgler.

by Darth Chubbz August 8, 2017

Chode survey

a test which determines whether or not somebody has a chode. process includes dipping chode in acid beaker and chode-juice tasting. Very few people have been proven to have authentic chodes, and choderyite (similar 2 pyrite in gold) is a common case in people who wish they had chodes.

Do you know the results of Jacob's chode survey? Ya, they r +

by chpsadadad January 9, 2009