Christian Vilar

cute hot boy that gets all the girls and the best fighter, commonly called ‘DDG’ for his boxing skills, he has a professional record of 1-0 in fights.

girl 1: who do you like ?
boy 1: christian vilar ofc 🙄

Christian Vilar by cvilarcookingYT June 15, 2021

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Christiana

Christiana is a major bitch. Her only friends are her mom and Gabby. She makes fun of everyone she meets. She wishes that she was as cool as Ryan Potter but he hates Christiana.

Matt: Does that girl even have friends?
Ryan: Only her mom, thats Christiana

Christiana by Rydude66 November 20, 2017

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purple headed christian meat missile

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

purple headed christian meat missile by Birdielin14 September 16, 2008