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2^2079460347:1 

The chances of being picked up by a spaceship if you get ejected into space within the 30 seconds you can survive according to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
2^2079460347:1, where 2079460347 is also the telephone number of the Islington flat where Aurther met a very nice young woman, whom he totally blew it with.

According to all known laws of aviation pt 1 

There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
According to all known laws of aviation pt 1

"Hey, did you know I memorized 1500 words of the bee movie script?"

"Why in the everloving FUCK would you do that?"

"Wanna hear it?"

"N-"

" According to all know laws of aviation,

There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!"

December 1 

National Walk Your Pet to A Starbucks and Invite them for a Pupicino
Me and Mike are going to starbucks tomorrow because it’s December 1

3 Guys 1 Hammer 

Before I get to the "definition", just hear this: never, ever, ever, EVER watch this video wherever you may find it because it leaves a troubling image burnt into your mind that depresses you whenever you think about it.

Anyway...

3 guys 1 hammer is a video that (unfortunately) is an actual video of 3 men in the Ukraine brutally murdering somebody with things like a hammer and a screwdriver. The group of 3 men in the video are called the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs. They mutilate a victim in the video named Sergei Yatzenko. I will not say what happened to him except that he was murdered by these violent and mentally disturbed men.

The 3 men are currently serving a life sentence in prison for their acts. Personally I think they should have done to them what they did to over 20 people in their montage of murder.

Again, please refrain from watching the video. Find info about it if you want, but please do not watch it.
Example Person 1: Dude, have you seen 3 guys 1 hammer?

Example Person 2: Sorta, I could barely get through 8 seconds of the damn thing. Never watchin' that shit EVER again...
3 Guys 1 Hammer by Suk Munky March 2, 2010

Player 1 

The name given to the player who's controller is plugged into the first slot on a video game system. This title is usually only given out during a multiplayer game. Such a title is almost always argued/fought over, as it holds an unspoken degree of authority with it. Player 1 is usually chosen by allowing the best player or owner of the system to take this position.
"Hey, give me the 1st controller!"
"No! It's my system"
"But you suck at this game"
"Why does it matter?"
".... it just does"
Player 1 by Acapoeco January 7, 2005