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I HATE YELLOW BUS! 

This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.

It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.

Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service

More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!

*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!

ParkIain in a yellow box junction 

Parking your front end for too long in a yellow box to cause an offence, luckily she’s dead now
Be careful with her, you don’t want to be parkIain in a yellow box junction for too long

green apple yellow 

feel the yellow 

When non-asians especially white people have such romantic feelings for asians, meaning they feel the yellow

Me: I feel the yellow
You: you love asians huh?
Me: mhm
That Polish guy might feel the yellow for that Chinese lady across the bar
feel the yellow by Factomatics October 15, 2022

that weird yellow rat 

person 1: "Hey, who was that weird yellow rat, again?"
person 2: "Crash Bandicoot, innit?"

totally safe yellow maze 

If you're not careful and noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in. God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you.
person A: why am i in a yellow maze
person B: uh idk but i think its a totally safe yellow maze
person C: bros in the backrooms
person A: wait what