Fresh Cracked Eggs

Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.

She wanted some fresh cracked eggs so I roped her titties up good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Wet Scrambled Eggs

Something that Andy made up. Doesn’t actually exist. Keep in mind Andy doesn’t open his parachute.

Wet scrambled eggs is what Andy mistakenly calls Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs.

by BudBailey February 20, 2022

Sperm and egg omlete

A crude name for a baby. See also hump dumpling

Mary and Bob have there first sperm and egg omlete on the way, she's due in June.

by Special K - NH February 4, 2010

egg drop pussy

An Asian girl's pussy

Wow that Jewish guy went down so fast on that egg drop pussy!

by Biscotti Baby April 4, 2010

price of eggs in China

the matter at hand

What does that have to do with the price of eggs in China ?

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 20, 2007

Sausage egg and cheese

When a man wraps his penis (sausage) with a piece of american cheese (. . . well cheese I guess) and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female (egg)

ex. Dude I so totally gave that girl a sausage egg and cheese last night.

by padiddly diddly September 16, 2009

Egg Leg

when you eat an egg and you get automatically one hit ko'ed - it affects your legs as well as your whole body. You might puke or pass out. Very serious cases lead to death.

Jain: Are you coming swimming?
Swain: No i've got egg leg

by bigg egg May 29, 2018