Hot Log

An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.

*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!

by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022

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Hot one

1. Going to prison 2. Catching a lengthy prison sentence 3. LWOP; life with out parole

Cindy: Yo, did you hear about Adam? Roger: Yea! dude caught a hot one. Cindy: Judge gave him 25 to life Roger: Sick ass foo

by Noworlaterr September 3, 2021

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oddity hotness

When a person is attractive despite having some odd features that would not conform with general beauty standards.

I don't know what it is about that girl but she has a certain level of oddity hotness, I don't really know why I find her attractive but I do.

by JimmyBobbett May 26, 2017

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Hot Rub

When your girl is giving you a hand job, but doesn’t use any lube, lotion or spit.

Damn, she didn’t lube up my dick it was such a shitty hot rub
I heard she gives a mean hot rub

by Bookas November 24, 2019

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Hot Joe

A complete and utter stranger with whom you have an obsessive crush on and intense attraction to. In most cases, the Hot Joe does not pay the crusher any attention whatsoever.

I found a Hot Joe in the library, he's a law student and I stalk him relentlessly to this day.

by Humbled Bitch October 23, 2013

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Post sex pussy smells. Smells will vary. If it smelt rotten in the first place, sexual activity will only intensify a rotten crotch. Use of lubes, gels and creams often create a medicinal stank. Use of an umbrella aka condem creates a sweaty, rubbery, latex odor.

I left Rachel quivering in a pool of squirt and semen but with one rank hot rotch. Bish need a shower.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018

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