Meat Eater's Surprise

It is when somebody chops off one's dick, shoves it up his ass, has somebody pee on it and then cut themself and bleed on it. Then he must start licking it.

You don't want to see what a Meat Eater's surprise is.

by OYE COMO VA2 April 1, 2009

Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force and quantity the semen in question proceeds through the givers nose, surprising them.

Dude, Jennifer was giving me head an I gave her such a fucking surprise package.

by Nerd Junior July 16, 2008

Surprhighsed

When you realize you're higher than you thought were

"Wow, that wasn't too much weed we smoked, I'm surprhighsed."

"I smoked a joint after work, came home and my in-laws were there; I was surprhighsed."

"I am stoned and I'm more stoned than I was stoned and..."
"Dude, shut the fuck up! You're just really surprhighsed."

by Smokeweedalldayerrday June 4, 2009

Surprise Fapping

when you masturbate in front of a door that will eventually be opened

Tim completely surprised me when I opened the door and he was fapping. He was surprise fapping.

by sirderpalot July 3, 2012

Hobo Surprise

The delightful parcel created when you purchase and eat a packaged lunch (such as fast food take-out), and put all the wrappings, crusts, and other leftovers into the largest package when you are finished, so that a garbage-sifting vagrant may find a delightful meal at a later time.

"McDonalds has the best hamburger clamshells for making hobo surprise!" said Danielle, an avid philanthropist.

by Mad Margaret January 14, 2010

Velveta surprise

// ch'eezy '' v'ag;// The act of inserting an 8"x4" block of frozen premium grade Velveta cheese into the womens' ass while in the reverse cowgirl sexual position.

a: A process of making macoroni and cheese; combining the ingredients of 2 cups of milk and then 4 tsp. of Velveta cheese in your mouth. While ingesting the ingredients proceed to boil the noodles in a pot. Once macroni noodles reached right texture, strain water into sink. In bowl place the recently strained noodles. Then relieve the recently ingested ingredients upon the noodles through your ass.

"Jenny wanted to incorporate fruit an vegitables in our sex, until she recieved the velveta surprise."

"Damn kids broke my recliner, looks like were having Velveta Suprise for lunch."

by Jizzake Blue Balls January 22, 2012

Word Surprise

Word Surprise the new Hangman.

There's a dumb game on YouTube called Word Surprise, where two kids battle to guess a word for a sad man and prizes, to entertain their uninterested cat.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018