beyonce's alter-ego
by j.jebs January 15, 2009
Get the sasha fierce mug.Meaning a person is ready for you to "smash", or you would "smash" them.
aka; put your p in their v or v on v or p in b
DO IT WITH THEM , but in a less vulgar way.
aka; put your p in their v or v on v or p in b
DO IT WITH THEM , but in a less vulgar way.
by youngrichouttacontrol February 22, 2011
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It is where you take the time to plan your masturbation session, meaning it involves thought from well before. It indicates the type of porn and porn stars etc are thought of in advance (YOU MUST BE EXCITED FOR THIS). You must be able to watch it with the sound at optimum level and have all videos (downloaded or streamed) ready to watch before you start. You should have the house to yourself so you can pleasure yourself however many times you feel necessary.
At lunch today all I could think about at was smashturbating over Laura Love when I get home.
P "Hey mate what are you doing today?"
G "SMASHTURBATING"
P "Hey what is your favourite thing to do when you got time spare?
G "Smashturbate!!!"
P "Hey mate what are you doing today?"
G "SMASHTURBATING"
P "Hey what is your favourite thing to do when you got time spare?
G "Smashturbate!!!"
by Phil_This March 28, 2011
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Get the Smashed mug.Fuck, I can't find my keys, "Cunt Smasher!"
Man, that guy is such a cunt smasher. He even has it tattooed across his chest.
Man, that guy is such a cunt smasher. He even has it tattooed across his chest.
by the_lovely_little_tooth_fairy November 20, 2010
Get the Cunt Smasher mug.Used when telling someone they are very drunk. Can also be used if someone makes a mistake to imply that they may be drunk, or get drunk all the time so this action happened because they were drunk.
by chrisity March 10, 2008
Get the You're smashed! mug.A loyalist song well known to anyone residing in Norn Iron, as well as to many people in Scotland, particularly Glasgow
It was old but it was beautiful, and the colours they were fine,
It was borne at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne,
And me father wore it in his youth in the bygone days of yore,
And on the 12th I love to wear the sash my father wore.
It was borne at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne,
And me father wore it in his youth in the bygone days of yore,
And on the 12th I love to wear the sash my father wore.
by Dirge May 30, 2004
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