Short

A short is usally a person named Elias and is under average height

Bro, Elias is so short

by PoopMaster4206969696 April 27, 2022

Purple Shorts

When someone takes your pants, and like guillotines them before taking a sharpee and purpling all that's left over.

Robespierre: Off with his pants!

Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!

Robespierre: Now sharpee him!

*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*

by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024

short people stink

It means what it says really I’m talking about short people 6 foot and under they stink of shit are ugly as shit and just are annoying little pricks that should just get stomped on wankers.

short people stink like If you see a short person kick him up in the sky the little smelly cunt.

by English are trannys December 16, 2021

Throw Short People and Arte Month

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!

Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic

by Anubis55 October 10, 2023

Short King

"Short King (noun): A vertically challenged individual who may not reach great heights (182 cm), but they've mastered the art of standing tall in life's little victories. Like pocket-sized superheroes, Short Kings bring their unique flair to the world, offering the perfect armrest for tall friends and the undeniable charisma of a fun-sized dynamo. Short Kings are proof that great things come in small packages.

Nicholas is a short king

by The Preacher123 September 14, 2023

Blonde Short King

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.

"Look, its the blonde short king!! Bow down"

by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025

Short Italian

There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby

Me: Hey short Italian
Them: Tf Is a short Italian?
Me: You,check urban dictonary dumbass 🙄

by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021