Definitions by PizzaGuy2711
Colorville
Colorville by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024
Matt
Chad: Yo! Matt! Which naval admiral took a shit on March 3, 1934?
Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.
Chad: What da hell...
Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.
Chad: What da hell...
Matt by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024
Purple Shorts
When someone takes your pants, and like guillotines them before taking a sharpee and purpling all that's left over.
Robespierre: Off with his pants!
Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!
Robespierre: Now sharpee him!
*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*
Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!
Robespierre: Now sharpee him!
*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*
Purple Shorts by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024
Whackashmacks
Person 1: How was your day?
Person 2: It was full of whackashmacks! I saw a UFO getting abducted by a cow and I saw a tower crash into a plane!
Person 2: It was full of whackashmacks! I saw a UFO getting abducted by a cow and I saw a tower crash into a plane!
Whackashmacks by PizzaGuy2711 March 17, 2024
Alpha
An Alpha is someone below a Sigma or a Giga, however, an Alpha is a leader and refuses to take orders from people below him. Alpha's are some of the highest beings despite being below Sigmas and Gigas.
Sigma: Hey, Alpha!
Alpha: What?
Sigma: Beta wants you to make him a sandwich.
Alpha: He must be joking, I'd never do anything for that low level human.
Alpha: What?
Sigma: Beta wants you to make him a sandwich.
Alpha: He must be joking, I'd never do anything for that low level human.
Alpha by PizzaGuy2711 October 17, 2023
Sigma
A male who doesn't take other people's bull crap and he doesn't simp. A sigma always knows that he is right and in all honest, he is.
Giga: Sigma, you may be below me, but you are a true Sigma.
Sigma: You may think I'm below you, but I know I'm not.
Alpha: Sigma, Natasha is calling you again.
Sigma: Block her ass, that gold digger stole five bucks off me.
Sigma: You may think I'm below you, but I know I'm not.
Alpha: Sigma, Natasha is calling you again.
Sigma: Block her ass, that gold digger stole five bucks off me.
Sigma by PizzaGuy2711 October 17, 2023
Giga
Sigma: Dude, Giga just saved New Guinea from being struck with a meteor.
Alpha: He will always be the Giga.
Alpha: He will always be the Giga.
Giga by PizzaGuy2711 October 17, 2023