by J-Will12345 November 13, 2010
Get the Super Smash Blowmug. The jackass that wants to get in your pants, or anyone else's, at a function. He is usually disgustingly drunk, and may spill a beer or two on you. He is the guy, that if he does get laid, the girl would never admit it. Bottom line, he is gross.
by Amy August 30, 2008
Get the heinous blow pigmug. (verb) to lose one's mind, or cause someone else to lose their mind; to go crazy or drive crazy; to impress or surprise.
by anarcissie April 22, 2008
Get the blow his wigmug. Any convenience store or fast-food emporium known to harbor cum-guzzling titwhores, at which one can be picked up or just utilized in the bathroom for face-fucking oral spunk-injection purposes only.
"On our way out of town, we pulled into a Stop-'n'-Blow for a burger, and some babe jacked me down her gullet in the shithole stall for a chicken sandwhich while my buddy took a dump in the urinal."
by Professor G December 9, 2008
Get the Stop-'n'-Blowmug. An alcoholic drink.
In a shot glass (NOT a cordial glass):
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 shot Kaluah
Topped with whipped cream as high as you can make it.
After the shot is made, the drinker can do a liptease, and lick some of the cream off the top. If the drink has been bought by somebody else, this is almost a requirement.
The drinker places her hands behind her back, leans over, wraps her lips around the shotglass and straightens up, tilting the head back and swallowing the shot in one gulp.
This is a good way to get free drinks, just make sure you don't choke. It takes a while to master the technique of doing this gracefully and looking sexy.
In a shot glass (NOT a cordial glass):
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 shot Kaluah
Topped with whipped cream as high as you can make it.
After the shot is made, the drinker can do a liptease, and lick some of the cream off the top. If the drink has been bought by somebody else, this is almost a requirement.
The drinker places her hands behind her back, leans over, wraps her lips around the shotglass and straightens up, tilting the head back and swallowing the shot in one gulp.
This is a good way to get free drinks, just make sure you don't choke. It takes a while to master the technique of doing this gracefully and looking sexy.
Girl 1: Remember that hot blond guy from the club last night?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: After you left I ordered a Blow Job shot, and did it with him watching, I totally didn't go home alone.
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: After you left I ordered a Blow Job shot, and did it with him watching, I totally didn't go home alone.
by Glenalucard December 9, 2008
Get the Blow Job shotmug. Jake : Don't you just love Kiersten's suction cup lips!
Chad : Not Really!
Jake I do especially whey she suck's my cock make's me Blow My Load everytime!
Chad : Who Cares!
Steve : Hey Chad! (wink)
Chad : Hey Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Did you just Blow Your Load?
Chad : Fuck No! Excuse me I need to use the bathroom!
Kiersten : Hey why is there cum running out of Chad's pant's?
Jake : Oh Steve made him Blow His Load!
Kiersten : Oh gross! So do you wanna hide in the closet so you can Blow Your Load in my mouth?
Jake : Oh Baby!
Chad : Not Really!
Jake I do especially whey she suck's my cock make's me Blow My Load everytime!
Chad : Who Cares!
Steve : Hey Chad! (wink)
Chad : Hey Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Did you just Blow Your Load?
Chad : Fuck No! Excuse me I need to use the bathroom!
Kiersten : Hey why is there cum running out of Chad's pant's?
Jake : Oh Steve made him Blow His Load!
Kiersten : Oh gross! So do you wanna hide in the closet so you can Blow Your Load in my mouth?
Jake : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop July 22, 2018
Get the Blow Your Loadmug. blowing a small pile of sugar into a persons ass. Then licking out all of the sugar with your tongue.
by jeff June 18, 2004
Get the sweet ass blowmug.