Turkey Jerker

jerkin off and then cummin on urself and rubbin the cum on u and then guys lick it off as they are jerking off n than cummin on the person they licked it off of.

Lucia told us he turkey jerked last night. we we're so disgusted.

by SuperDawg!!! December 2, 2004

jerk officer

A minor member of the Bush Administration (either one).

Chad: Hey, Dick!

Dick Cheney, Jr: Yes, Chad?

Chad: Your dad is a jerk officer!

Dick Cheney, Jr: Shut up. (Shoots Chad in face)

by cl0wnmonkey August 29, 2007

jerk off

NBA fans showing enthusiasm for their team.

"Yeah you even have some jerk off fans trying to screw up a telecast" ~Bob Fitzgerald

by brach512 June 15, 2016

tear jerker

n) one who masterbates using their own tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant

man to friend: "man last night i was all alone and needed to get off"
friend: "so what did you end up doing?"
man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker"
friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..."
man: "i guess its ok..."

by panthaman77 May 4, 2011

The Tear Jerker

When a man is receiving fellatio from a woman, he extricates his penis from her mouth and sticks his erection in her eye, thrusting back and forth vigorously. Such action produces tears in the female which remain on the tip of the penis. The penis is then reintroduced into the female mouth forcing her to taste her own tears.

Jon gave Michelle the tear jerker last night and now she is wearing an eye patch and has a salty taste in her mouth.

by Nate Edwards January 1, 2009

Circle Jerk

what you dont want to be a part of...unless your gay...then maybe you might want the blindfold & cookie

damn.you were in some circle jerk last night...dont touch me god damn it

by alix minstor December 17, 2003

Jerked

When someone’s muscles are very big as a result of lifting weights.

Did he see that guy at the gym? He was jerked!

by Big D you know me June 8, 2018