fapricide

The act of killing one's brother through masturbation.

As he watched his favorite video of Tina "taking it" from several large male sources on the top bunk, Johnny unknowingly commited fapricide; His semen percolated to the bottom bunk asfixiating Kevin.

by D-MOOSE November 19, 2013

fapfappuccino

when your girlfriend/boyfriend blow you and right before you cum they put a coffee cup to the tip of you dick and you cum in the coffee.

my girl said she wanted more protein in the morning so she asked if I could help her make a fapfappuccino with her eggs and bacon.

by thishandleisnottaken June 1, 2015

faptastic

Something so cool it makes you wanna go all fap over it!

This new movie, it´s FAPTASTIC!!!

by Darezu November 4, 2015

Fapology

The study of fapping, or the sound that a person would make when fapping, or mastrubating.

I just got my degree in fapology, HELL YEAH!

by Im a duck 😗 July 11, 2016

Fapperoni and Cheese

When you Fap into a bowl of Mac and cheese

Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by DankestDankMemes September 19, 2017

Fapper Dapper

The art of going out on the town dressed to the nines in such a way that others feel the need to masterbate because you look too good. Hence, you look so dapper you make people want to fap.

That group looks so fapper dapper that I’m turned on just by looking at them!

Let’s dress up FapDap style tonight and turn heads!

by Poco baci May 30, 2018

Fapman

Oprah of perverts.
Gives HD porn to his homies.

That dude is the best fapman around.
Fapman help me! My internet is slow.

by Sin(ishq) /cos(ishq) June 18, 2018