Old Out Of Date Dodge Ram

A Dodge Ram made before 2019

We really have to take a ride in the old out of date dodge ram, I want the Mercedes

by Cober Kai November 8, 2023

irl date

4 all the long distance couples ORDER food call each-other TALK and watch a movie

John: I miss you
Emma: i miss you moreee
John: we should go on an irl date I miss your face

by rararubyyyy April 12, 2024

over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over the kitchen counter.

She showed interest in going on an over-the-counter date.

by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023

Dating for seniors

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!

Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.

by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021

Grad Date Tool (GDT)

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.

Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"

by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012

Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.

Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.

by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021

palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)

Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."

by The Dirtbag November 6, 2013