Depression

I've heard cymbalta can help, but at some point you just gotta accept reality is a cruel bastard.

"I hear Joe's had depression for awhile"

"Sucks to be Joe, I guess."

by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020

Polar depress

When you are depressed and all you feel is cold and lonely

See that kid with a ar15 in his bag over there, he is a polar depress.

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 31, 2020

crippling depression

danica stansell

man that danica is the definition of crippling depression

by derpguy56 January 8, 2018

Treating Depression

Just tell them to start threatening to murder children. Cured mine right up.

Hym "Treating Depression. Easy. Threaten to murder kids. Bam! Depression cured. Just make sure you have a pistol on you when you do it. Threat child murder... And then use people's reaction to it to gauge whether or not you got to stab some kid... And if they are cool with about it don't do it and if they aren't stab the absolute piss out of one."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2025

how to be depressed

Ask out your crush. Her answer will either make you depressed or happy!

"Hey, i like you!" you say.
"Everyone hates you, just go away." She replies
You cry and become depressed.
This is how to be depressed.

by fashionable gamer June 18, 2021

Post-bridem depression

n. A constant state of depression associated with newly wed brides, particularly of those who have left a life of partying.

What's wrong with Jenny?
Oh she just has post-bridem depression

by Herpyderp88 June 12, 2011

Depressed Disliker

Description of a person who dislikes YouTube videos because they’re depressed.

“You disliked jake Paul’s video, you’re a depressed disliker.”

by Anthony Bolanos April 5, 2024