Irish Crotch Candle

When you smother your pubic area with Vaseline and light it on fire and masturbate

"So what kind of stuff are you into daddy"

"Irish Crotch candles mostly ;)"

by Tyrone the negro donkey February 1, 2017

crotch rocket

Any Motorcycle.

"I got thrown off my crotch rocket doing 130."

by Diego August 17, 2003

fire crotch

A red-headed, cocky fucktard that in no way shape or form contributes anything to his own life others lives or society as a whole.

I would rather dip my balls in a deep-fryer while drinking a homeless guy's jenkem and have a pack of rabid dogs eat my still attached fried balls than be near that fire crotch prick bobby beaman for more than 3 seconds.

by bobby beaman March 8, 2009

Critchy

A crotch itch

"I'd like to go out with you, but I have a bad case of the critchies."

"Hey, why are wiggling like that"
"I've got a mad critchy"

"I've got a critch I'd like you to scratch."

by Ladylucyy April 19, 2019

critched

Similar to crooked.meening not straight, or to be slightly bent.

The Christmas tree is still Critched,we need to straighten it up. Or, That man is Critched as hell.

by Tommy Jon December 24, 2019

critcher

a bus

That critcher must'a been goin 1,000 miles an hour in the front row

by VENTILATORTOVICTORY November 30, 2020

Critchety

A combination of crotchety and rickety. Irritable and about to fall apart structurally.

Sadly, when the man was 55 he became very critchety.

by Utahmartin February 23, 2021