punch the clown 

originally a reference to a children's toy. the clown (or whatever character-- i had heman) was a weighted bottom blow-up punching bag. it was designed to pop back up to a standing position when knocked over. essentially, punching the clown is a useless act which accomplished nothing. often used in reference to menial tasks and bureaucratic corporate jobs.

i do about fifteen minutes of real work everyday, but mostly i just sit around and punch the clown.

punch the clown by badronnie October 13, 2004

Crusty The Clown 

"Crusty The Clown"- when your female doesn't put out the night before, so you ejaculate on her eyes while she's asleep. Therefore not able to open her eyes!

That bitch wouldn't give me head, so I gave her a "Crusty The Clown" while she snored.

Crusty The Clown by Tonemaster August 8, 2007

funny clown 

A Clown that does funny acts

Some People will call Caterpillars clowns because they are the funniest animals in the whole Animal Kingdom

Luke: yo man thats a funny clown
FG: I NO!!!!

funny clown by Ratman May 23, 2006

crazy clown 

A crazy clown is when you are either boning a girl doggystyle or analy (or a male analy...ew)and then you ejaculate on their back....and when they turn around, you make a warm, tasty, sweaty fart right on their nose

Hey Chris Bandini! I heard you fucked up a printer naked iwth a bat then you gave my sister a crazy clown!!!

I love to give midgets a crazy clown....on hot summer afternoons....while smoking a cigar.

last night, when I was giving my btich a crazy clown, i accidently shit in her mouth

crazy clown by Flinchy August 7, 2006

Anaheim Tears Of A Clown 

ATOC is a gang in the SW part of the city of crime. Members of this gang can be found throughout Anaheim and Buena Park, but are usually kicken it in their varrio on Knott and Savanna St. Keep Truchas and Fuck a Posole and a DelMonkey

"Shit ese, those foos from Anaheim Tears Of a Clown fucked up those little levas from pobre."

Anaheim Tears Of A Clown by T3ARSUP August 26, 2008

wicked clown 

A wickedly funny, insane jester that is willing to chop your nugget off just for shits and giggles. A wicked clown's insanity serves a purpose though: to hold up a mirror to all of your fucked up actions in this life, thereby, hopefully, showing you the error of your ways. See also clown.

You can't run from the psychotic wicked clown!

wicked clown by Aintyo Bidness August 14, 2003

Insane clown posse 

Insane clown posse (or as more people know them ICP) is two homosexual butt clowns who "LIKE" little kids. An example of their love of kids is their song "Let's go all the way" WTF??? they sing that crap to kids??? AND they dress like John W. Gacy for God's sake! One of the worst parts about them is their fanbase, known as Juggalos, who are bassically just a bunch of white suburban kids, wearing big clothes, their mommy's make-up and listen and worship the worst band in the history of anything. In short, ICP SUCKS! :)

cool guy: good Insane Clown Posse and juggalos piss me off!
cool guy 2: i know, their music sucks lets go listen to some real music, like weezer or fall out boy!
Juggalo/nazi: hey ICP dosent suck! U suck u white boyyy!
Cool guys: your white too, dumbass...

Insane clown posse by Overcastkid999 August 21, 2010