Walmart baby

An infant or toddler that has a runny nose or otherwise looks dirty.

My 2 year-old has snot crusted on her face because she has a nasty cold. She looks like a Walmart baby today.

by melocruze November 9, 2008

Dead Baby Jokes

any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. These tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn't be told in the office.

Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!

Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

by The Dingo February 5, 2005

Babe drain

The phenomenon where a country's hottest women migrate to the same city, usually because it's its cultural Mecca, or is just chiller and hipper than the rest of the country.

Analogous to 'brain drain'. Also referred to as 'babe suck'. Technically (but way less radly) called 'babely capital flight'.

Canada experiences a lot of babe drain from the Rest of Canada to Montreal. All the girls who are chasing after money move to Toronto, but all the most beautiful hippest ones from Toronto, Vancouver, and every suburb and city in between move to Montreal because it's way cooler and the standard of living is way better. It's tough to spend your days thrifting and making art and nights going to poetry readings and shows if you've got obscene rent to pay, or if there aren't any shows to go to.

by secretuser420 February 16, 2023

"i want your babies"

term used to express great attraction or friendship with another person; a compliment.
See Natasha Bedingfield's: "I wanna have your babies"
(in no way a CREEPY suggestion.. unless said to a stranger.. don't try that.)

Janey: "Hey, Jilly, "I want your babies"."
Jilly: "LOL I love you, too."
(Does not in any way affect/ determine sexuality of speaker)

Can be used to say:
I want you, bebeh
I love you
You're my friend
I have a crush on him/her (I want his/her babies)
(usually said by girls.. it's less creepy)

Also can:
interrupt an akward silence.. akwardly

by smelly jane December 11, 2007

Trump baby

Any child that was unfortunate enough to be born during the rein of Mr President Donald Trump.

Person a:That kid is racist!

Person b:... he's a trump baby.

by Wassermelone19 November 18, 2016

Babyfart McGeezaks

1) Persons who always insist that they never have money to do sweet things with their buddies, but then magically get cash to buy unnecessary things.

2) People who put up fronts in an attempt to hide the truth.
3) Space aliens who tell you that they are running from space cops, but in reality they are all working together.

Tom: Dude, did you get the tickets for the Buckethead concert yet?
Steve: No man, I'm broke as shit... I can't get them.
Tom: But dude, this was our summer plan, to go see him!
Steve: Yeah well..... By the way, I'm gonna buy this sweet $200 monitor for my playstation!
Tom: ... Damn dude you are such a Babyfart McGeezaks...
Steve: wat?!

by DjStyles July 28, 2011

Stump Baby

A child that is conceived without penetration; specifically the father's semen is placed in his hand and "patted" into the mother's vagina with an open-palmed slapping motion.

Did you hear about naladude? I hear he was a stump baby and that is why his parents exchange looks of knowing sadness and pity after everything he says.

by ponus January 20, 2009