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think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)
Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*
by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024
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thanks Lincoln

Used on posts where block folks are acting a fool.

As in “Thanks for ending slavery, president Lincoln
“Did you see this snatch and grab at Walmart??”

Thanks Lincoln
by BallsMcartney March 19, 2024
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thanks Lincoln

As in, thanks for freeing the slaves President Lincoln. Used in comments when African Americans are acting unruly.
*video of blacks looting plays*
Thanks Lincoln
by MeatSheetz April 6, 2024
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Thanksgiving dinner

When you take a vacuum and suck everything out of a man’s body through his penis. Then flip the switch and send it right back.
Dude me and my girl were going so hard, she gave me a Thanksgiving dinner
by EliMitchellFan#18393618 April 22, 2024
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Thanks Shahzad

Stating or repeating the obvious.
"Did you watch the cricket?, "Thanks Shahzad"
"I saw that video, years ago, "Thanks Shahzad"
by Thanks Shahzad April 23, 2024
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Thinkaboutable

An adjective used to describe something that doesn’t leave your head
Cassandra is so thinkaboutable
by sunnersdrop May 4, 2024
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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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