Shank

The act of masturbating (wanking) while having a shit.

'Hew mate i had a mint shank last night, self high five!'

by The Phantom Shanker December 15, 2011

Spanked in the Face

Beating someone up for being an idiot

You say that again and ur gonna get spanked in the face

by chris james March 9, 2007

Spanky

To be very stoned, it can be used as a codeword if you dont want some people to know your baked.

Dude how has your mom not been able to tell I'm so spanky, i was hitting og kush out of the 3 foot roor tripple perc before I came over, i can hardly function.

TREX: Dude im actually so spanky after smoking all that og kush out of the 3 foot roor triple perc, don’t tell philleus though he’s clueless.

by thedude420xx April 15, 2011

Shank

The Pure definition of shank is somebody getting stabbed violently by a homemade knife, these knives are often used in jail to carry out gang orders. The homemade knife is usually made with some kind of scrap metal such as a flattened soup can and usually part of a torn cloth for a handle.

Yo my nigga got shanked last night

by L Robb April 1, 2007

spoon shank

a broken bottle used as a weapon by an african american; also known as nigger knife.

that black fella at the bar cut up charlie with spoon shank

by toneer June 2, 2008

to shank

To take a shit and masturbate at the same time

I was having a shit and decided to masturbate towards the end. Oh so you decided to shank?

by Poopzz November 27, 2015

chicken spanker

n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.

"Look at those chicken spankers over there protesting KFC"

by uberconservative September 19, 2008