selling you short

a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.

ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.

ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)

ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.

by Shumongous October 13, 2014

National throw short people day

On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed

Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them

by The cuh October 27, 2021

National throw short people day

National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February

John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.

Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!

by Lamonte james January 06, 2024

ettin shorts

A type of street light in the shape of an L and a pipe.

The house in Six Farnsworth Avenue has ettin shorts.

by heagheueppon October 22, 2022

Sparkly Shorts

A nickname used for insulting people. Known in the hood as a *******. You could also call them a **** or ************

Julia a.k.a. sparkly shorts, favorite pokemon is pollywhirl.

by Andre yo momma August 30, 2009

Very short person

James is a batty boi who like balsamic vinegar and bread

Batty boi is thy very short person

by K7_alrowe42 September 27, 2020

Glory shorts

Shorts in which you cut a crotch hole thus making shorts with a built in glory hole.

Jenna didn’t want to wear panties under her wedding dress because it would be too hard to pee, so she made herself some glory shorts instead

by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024