teen girl starter pack 

When girls turn about 13, we are supplied with our own standard starter pack which includes the following: An awkward laugh used for expressing discomfort (usually around men/boys), a set of at least 3 insecurities (this aspect of the starter pack depends on your upbringing and experiences), and the “i’m not like other girls” phase. A phase you can choose to activate at any point, as long as it is before the age of 21. (this part is not the girls fault. It is a canon event in almost every girls life, which the realization that she is not like the stereotypical one dimensional female character portrayed on tv, rather she has her own interest and personality, is discovered.) ✨🩷

“yeah, when i was 14, the universe supplied me with my own teen girl starter pack. unlucky for me, i got an exceptional amount of insecurities in it. i am great at executing my awkward laugh tho.”
“me too girl.”

teen girl starter pack by haru_ko April 13, 2024

Gonorrhea Fanny Pack 

When a woman with gonorrhea puts her discharge in a diaper and a man uses said diaper as a flesh light for masturbation. Also called a "freak-a-leek 204"

"I went to Kansas City and got a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

"I heard that Norah gave Jonas a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

Gonorrhea Fanny Pack by MrCaptainDr April 23, 2024

Carson City Six Pack 

The act of inserting your thumb into a girl’s anus. Simultaneously you take your middle and ring finger and insert them into her vagina. You then attempt to lift her up similar to how you would carry out a six pack of beer from a sketchy liquor store.

I hooked up with a spinner last night. She was so petit I was able to administer the Carson City Six Pack.

Carson City Six Pack by Neerstyneert May 1, 2024

Poppy playtime grab pack 

A playful nickname for twisted goob, from the game dandy’s world. It refers to how he literally grabs you like how you grab items in poppy playtime with the grab pack.

Person: OH GREAT HEAVENS

other person: oh god, it’s the poppy playtime grab pack.

Poppy playtime grab pack by MirakatFursona February 3, 2025

Zeno's Pack

A paradoxical concept pondered by many ancient trappers and philosophers refers to the idea that before a pack can reach the first sorting facility it must go halfway first. This cycle continues until the motion of the pack "unexists."

"Zeno's Pack is an interesting concept, but I believe its fault lies in the fact that it would require space and time to be infinitely divisible."

-Cali Plug(First Smoke of The Day Podcast, 2025)

Zeno's Pack by Ilovemid February 27, 2025

Smokey creeking that * pack 

A harsher version of smoking that pack, it’s used to disrespect someone* dead in a more brutal or personal way.

*name

Smokey creeking that * pack

Smokey creeking that * pack by Richard RD July 12, 2025

Smock a dead bitch's pack day 

Smock a dead bitch's pack day happens on March 21st every year. This is a day you gon smoke niggas dead granny and shit.

Smock a dead bitch's pack day-Smokin that von pack no cap

Smock a dead bitch's pack day by asdsasf666667 March 21, 2022