poop chute 

1. The place where poop comes out of.

2. The place where a penis, dildo, or other foriegn object goes in.

See poop chute, rectum, or anal cavity

1. Boy, I had so much poop in my poop chute!

2. Shove your cock up my poop chute, Mike.

poop chute by j mizzle July 11, 2004

poop-tank 

Taking a shit in the water tank of the toilet so that when flushed, dump water fills the toilet bowl.

Man, this party blows! I'm not leavin' untill I poop tank this bitch.

poop-tank by Masked Avenger December 14, 2004

Poop soup 

This is the liquid sludge that resides in the upper tank of the toilet after somebody pulls an Upper Decker. A healthy mix of shit and tank water!

I found a bunch of Poop Soup in my Tank after Jeff's friends left the party yesterday.

Poop soup by Ed Bodine September 19, 2005

Poop scale 

The poop scale is a system to determine the type of your poop. The poop is ranked with a number from 1 to 10. 5 is your average, everyday, healthy poop. 1 is poop with the same density as tea and 10 is poop that has to be taken out by a surgeon. There is also the very rare case were a poop gets the grade 11. If you reach that spot you will see a sharp white light in the end of a long tunnel.

- "How was it?"
- "I think it was about 4 on the poop scale!"
- "Nice, but personally I prefer a good 7.5'er."
- "Yeah, me too... But you can't have it all can you?"

Poop scale by Bjørn Grathwohl July 14, 2006

poop filter 

Used to filter fecal matter. Used similarly like a cheesecloth is used to filter off the whey from curds but instead used on turds. The end result is a slightly oily brown liquid that can be used as is on salads and pastas. It can also be heated to remove the water content and turned into a kief to be smoked.

"This salad is disgusting whats in it?"
"filtered poop"
*vomits*

"lets bust out the poop filter"
"sure"

poop filter by kakabrain May 25, 2007

poop on rye 

None of your bidness NOYB
when someoneis communicating through their ass
Anything ridculously awesome take that

Question: Why are you singing?
Answer: Poop on Rye

Question: Why are you wearing that?
Answer: Why do you poop on Rye?

Question: What are we going to have for dinner?
Answer: Poop on rye

poop on rye by kpeedy March 25, 2008

Poop da Whoop 

Variation of the infamous "Shoop da Whoop", very similar in trajectory force and facial expression. Begins as a normal deuce, quickly a-chargin' in the bowels, the rectum states "I'M A FIRIN MY DEUCE!" at the height of the moment.

Stall 1: hey can you pass me some tp?
stall 2: I'M A CHARGIN MY BUMHOLE!
stall 1:BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!
STALL 2:POOP DA WHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!ONE

Poop da Whoop by Bboy Maestro February 19, 2010