The two-cheecked, vertically splithemi-sphere that you would be lost inside if you travelled about 6 inches aft of the vagina along the grundle.
After like half an hour of wearing the hinges off this girl's front door, she finally got on all fours, and looked back at me with a look that said, "put it in my poop-tank or get out."
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.