turkey muncher

The act of licking the vagina of an obese woman. Often accompanied with the phrase “gobble, gobble”.

That man Geoff is a right turkey muncher.

by HalfPasty June 21, 2018

sucker muncher

Someone eating a sandwich that has just been beaten up by a gangster for no apparent reason.

My wife became a sucker muncher during her lunch break last week and now I'll visit her in hospital.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

Calzone Muncher

A Calzone Muncher is a derogatory term for a person who is Italian or lives in Italy or anywhere near it

Italian: Man I don't know why people hate me
Other Person: It's Because You're a fucking Calzone Muncher
I: How So
OP: You're Italian you Calzone Muncher

by Hat dude July 10, 2018

Thirsty muncher

Someone who is parched from eating

The steak here is so dry and our waiter, Christian, didn’t even bring us a refill on our drinks! We’re some thirsty munchers.

by ChristianJR2003 July 26, 2018

Thirsty Muncher

A term commonly used to describe being parched while eating. Also a word that is used out of anger when someone does not know what to say.

After eating this dry food, I am a thirsty muncher.
Christian called his friends thirsty munchers out of anger while playing Fortnite.

by SCG.Chriz July 27, 2018

Minnesota muncher

When a man shits in a girls pussy and then sucks it out of her

Last night Brad Gave me a Minnesota muncher

by Jew man afgan July 31, 2018

truffle muncher

Rooting around in one's anus for a tasty treat.

There she is again! I heard she's a truffle muncher!

by GrandFisher September 29, 2018