Alpo male

A human male who eats Alpo brand dog food

Clark is such a Alpo male , he's been eating Alpo brand dog food for a few months now.

by Sacredalien March 17, 2022

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by angelo thesaurus April 26, 2024

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Yogurt Male

A yogurt male is anyone,or anything that is absolute trash and is at the bottom of the brogle hierarchy. Yogurt males are frowned upon by every race for being such garbage in every aspect of life.

Look at Mary over there,she so trash at COD all I want to do is bury her in a whole and leave her for dead. Such a yogurt male.

by Horsey Flonkey December 16, 2021

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A subgenre of "nice guys" that tries too hard to be in touch with their feminine side or pretends to like things like K-Pop, tote bags, reading, matcha, Laufey, or the like to improve their popularity with girls. This will often mean ditching their true selves to put up a facade for their partner 24/7 and may lead to strain in relationships when their partner learns that he was only acting in that manner to get some action.

Guy 1: "OMG, you wanna go to the salon and listen to Clairo later? We could go get matcha after that."

Guy 2: "mf didn't you cheat on your last girlfriend a week ago?? You're such a Performative Male."

by Mr. Defender July 14, 2025

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