Clam Jam

When the vaginas of two women are stuck together after extreme lesbian sex

Jake: Dude did you hear that Samantha and Janice had a clam jam?
Peter: Dude No Way

by Prolope421 June 2, 2018

Jizz-Jam-Session

When you make music with your homies while jerking off

Person A: I feel like making some rad music but also like beating tf out of my meet

Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session

by smol Karl, Coori May 29, 2018

Jammed

To be under the influence of heavy narcotics.

Mainly Oxycodone/Percocet/Morphine/etc.

In order to spot someone being totally jammed. They must be nodding off during mid-conversation, constricted pupils (almost pinpoint), and look like the usual junkie.

How many fucking op's you take? You're fucking jammed, aren't you?

by EazieWeezie July 19, 2019

Jam

The weird textured sweet stuff that is somehow different than jelly. It normally is oddly sweet

“I dropped the jam on the cat”

by The weird theater kid July 28, 2019

Jams

Something Park Jimin doesn't have.

-Kim Namjoon

"Jimin....You got no jams."

by Karenzmom November 5, 2019

Duff Jam

bullshit, lying, contempt, vindictive, self serving, me only servitude.

I will not put up with any of your duff jam

by RenegadeLacrosse November 8, 2019

Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.

Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.

by I didn’t write this definition November 15, 2019