Chinese language

A slang term referring English as tonal language (read: the language where the tone and the intonation influence the meaning of a sentence), e.g. "You want to eat." v.s. "You want to eat?"

I never realized English could be like a Chinese language until I heard someone ask, 'You want to eat?' with such different tones—turns out it totally changes the meaning!

by Emotional Cruiser November 20, 2025

Chinese finger trap

When two males Eiffel Tower another male. The inability for air to escape from the toweree causes a vacuum like effect causing the towerers genitalia to become stuck.

Friend 1: Man, I can’t believe Nick Chinese finger trapped those two strangers from the bar last night.

Friend 2: The video was worth it though, the gents were so endowed I heard they were able to meet halfway and dock in his large intestine

by Birdsandbees101 December 2, 2025

Chinese Electric Chair

When a Blonde Girl is Doing Reverse Cowgirl with a Chinese Man, and He Takes a Tazer and Tases her on The Asshole

“OMG Judy, You Look Like You Spent a Night on Jo’s Chinese Electric Chair”

by CBKTM10! December 9, 2025

Chinese Electric Chair

When a Blonde Woman does Reverse Cowgirl with a Chinese Man, and He takes a taser and tastes her on The Asshole

“Yoooo, That Was The Best Chinese Electric Chair I’ve ever given someone”

by CBKTM10! December 9, 2025

Chinese Milk Dragon

A consensual sexual practice involving adult partners in which anal penetration is achieved using a prosthetic device designed to release a liquid substance, specifically lacteal fluid in order to symbolically replicate the physiological function of male ejaculation.
Must be between two Asian women

we had a nasty chinese milk dragon last week, you should've seen it!

by soup18 December 31, 2025

The Chinese Zodiac

The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.

"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."

by SliceyAndDicey April 23, 2018

go chinese

to purposely not wash or use deoderant. similar to lower class chinese people. it saves money.

i don't have much on this week i think i will stay at home and go chinese

by DJ Wechat January 5, 2019